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13 problems only beautiful Kenyan ladies can passionately relate to



They are the people we love to hang out with and hate on behind their backs. They are instant attention grabbers, so you’re seen with the pretty crowd, you’re pretty by association, yes? Let them turn their backs for one minute and every other average girls’ tongue will be wagging about her. Does Miss Pretty think she’s all that and a bag of chips.

Poor things! Yes, poor, because they have their own issues they are silently dealing with, issues every other miss average would brush off as part of the stereotypical behavior of the pretties out there. So, what are some of the issues these women who tend to be followed by the sun go through?

1. They are the most insecure things in the world. Women enjoy being told they are beautiful and so forth but for the pretties, no one tells them because it is assumed they know they are the best thing to happen since Maize flour begun being sold at KSh 90!

 2. They have a limited number of genuine friends. They will have an entire squad to hit the clubs and social events with but when things get real, no one will be there. And the one who shows up might end up being the one who will gather gossip for the others!

3. Being pretty is fair game for Team Mafisi to have ulterior motives for you. Catcalls, taunts and other lewd comments are a daily feature for them

5. No man will ever be good enough for them- he’s either not a pretty to, can’t maintain whatever assumed needs she might have –like never using public transportation or if he’s below average, she’s with him for his money.

 6. Everything they do will be nitpicked because as I said, the sun tends to follow them. One mistake and it is breaking news for days.

 7. Automatically assumed to be blondes probably selling perfume at the mall or some beauty and air hostess course somewhere. Haven’t you ever seen a pretty tailor or teacher?!

8. Finding love is an uphill task. They will either be on a fisi’s hit list, date someone who’s only in it for the fun or not find love at all. People instantly assume they have high maintenance standards that cannot co-relate well with a long term relationship

9. Cheats. For all the attention they get- from both men and some women, their significant others are always wondering if they’re actually doing something extra on the side.

 10. She is automatically disliked by other women. Oh, she thinks now she’s better than us averages, oh, she’s being favoured and so forth.

 11. She can’t have male friends because she’s an assumed flirt with ulterior motives.

12. Always have to struggle to maintain standards people think they have. If broke, she’ll have to find cash to match some expensive outfit she wore the previous day.

 13. Any money she has is not her own. Some boyfriend, male friend or sponsor gave it to her.


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