Signs za Kunyimwa:
1) Ukihappen kulala kwa dem alafu alale na jeans, brathe toka uende kwako.
2) Kabla mlale then atoe bible ama akuambie muombe kabla mlale, boss utakauka, enda kwako
3) Mkilala akutandikie ile matress imechapa chini ulale, ndugu ya kunguni wewe kwani kwako hujalipa rent, enda kwako!
4) Akikuambia usimguze ama kumuekelea mguu ati ni baridi, mjinga hii ushanyimwa, toka na usiwai rudi
4ii) akianza kukuambia wewe nikama bro kwake kopa fare uende
5) Akikuambia atakupeleka ulale kwa neighbour boy, we ni ule msee,ni late lakini enda kwako.
6) Boy wake akimcall waongee two hours mkiwa bed aki anacheka anaokotwa chini, I swear huezi pewa, fisi wewe tembea.
7) Akichukua pad aende bathroom kuchange, nugu hii unangoja confirmation letter ama…nkt!
8) Ukimshika mara ya kwanza akuambie atakufunza, unangoja nini ngombe ya Museveni, kimbiaaaaa
9) Akikupa blanketi yako ajifunike bedsheet, kua gentleman mpee blanketi na utoke, kondoo wewe
10) Ukiskia anapigia beste yake akam akusalimie jua hio ni human shield.
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